The Hobbit AU: The company realizes everything Thorin does is a really bad idea
and then they make Fili their king instead. Everything works out perfectly. Everyone survives. The end.
and we call it:
I need this to happen like I need air to breathe.
I wish I was on a computer so I can use that picture of Russell Westbrook making that face during that locker room interview.
i got you
when u sexually assault women and receive the proper punishment